I overheard a conversation the other morning between Perri and Duglin that went like this:
Duglin - "Perri, I think I have decided something."
Perri - "What?"
Duglin - "I have decided that I am going to marry you."
Perri - "You want to marry me?!?!?"
Duglin - "Yes, but we can NEVER kiss!"
Perri - "Duglin. I can't marry you."
Duglin - "Why not?"
Perri - "Because I already told Daddy I would marry him."
Duglin - "But I want to marry you, too."
Perri - "Sorry, Duglin. Daddy kisses."