Hair-dee, Hair, Hair, Hair!!!

Have you ever stared at the word "hair" for a long time? It's actually really goofy looking. On that hand, any word you focus on for a period of time starts to look bizarre. Bizarre, that's a really....bizarre looking word. ANYWAY, I'm back now!

When we parted yesterday, I was explaining my "situation" with Duglin's new mullet. I mean, don't get me wrong, the mullet had it's time and place. Granted that time and place was over a decade ago, but it did have it's moment in the spotlight. Let's take a walk down Memory Lane, shall we? I mean, lots of famous and influential people have at one point in their lives had a mullet. Of course, probably the most famous mullet in the world has to be Billy Ray Cyrus. He was alright, but lets think about some folks that really made a difference. People who changed the course of history and forever imprinted their blatant mulletness into the very core of beings. People like this. Yes, welcome to his world!

Lots of musically talented people had mullets. Among others, there was Jon Bon Jovi , Steve Perry of Journey (my fav!), Richard Marx, and Rush's Getty Lee . BUT, did you know this guy had one? In fact, I'd say he wins the prize for the most renditions of the mullet.

Then we could talk about these memorable and ground-breaking do's (and don't's) from 80's television. Remember this guy? And even chick's got in on the trend. Wow, I feel so old now! I hope you enjoyed our little time machine back. Just a minute while I take my Geritol now.

Honestly, the list could go on and on, but I say all this make the point that the mullet is over and done. OK, well, almost done. I have to show you one more picture. I just can't help not to. I want to protect and inform you as to what can happen to families if and when infected by the dangerous and nasty illness that is "Mullet." Prepare yourselves....

You don't know how much it pains me to put this atrocious picture on my pretty little blog, but I will sacrifice it's cuteness just to make sure you understand and protect yourself and family from this tragedy.

Now, as we had learned earlier, Duglin had contracted a "Mullet-Bug" day before yesterday when a haircut went terribly wrong. I immediately called my good friend and miracle worker, Jana at Studio Larue. Bless her heart, she's amazing. I pretty much get a new hairstyle every year. Guys, haircuts for me are MAJOR occasions for her because they require usually 4-6 hours of work on her part. I have GREAT BIG hair, but she always does an amazing job and I knew she could heal my baby boy.

Praise God (seriously), we are completely mullet-free again in our house and here is Jana's handiwork.

I just wanted to thank all of you for your thoughts and prayers during this time. BTW, did I mention Dewayne had a mullet when we got married?

I wish that I had Jesse's hair...Where can I find a mullet like that?

My poor Boo-man! We finally took Duglin and Daylor to go their hair cut yesterday. If you have seen Duglin lately he looked something like this:

He's just one of those kids that needs long and wild hair. I know!!! He's adorable, ain't? Welp, I explained to the nice lady who was cutting his hair I wanted to keep it long, just trimmed up a bit and still kind of shaggy. (sigh......) This is her version of that description...

Sadly, the 1980's Rick Springfield mullet was not what I was trying to convey. Word of advice, take a picture next time.

There is hope on the horizon, however. Hope, by the name of Jana. My FABULOUS hairstylist who has been doing my hair since I was 16. Unfortunately, I'm afraid we are going to have to cut his hair all off to undo the damage.

Will Dugley be saved from the evil world of mullets?

Will Jana use her super powers to regenerate a beautiful head of blonde hair?

Or, will Duglin be forced to walk around looking like his buddy, Mr. David ?

Stay tuned to find out!